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July 23, 2011


Andy Curtis

This is, quite possibly, the most beautiful story I have ever read. I laughed, I smiled, I frowned and finally cried with all the despair of a young baby deprived of mother's milk and offered Tizer® in exchange - and although preferring the Tizer® being unable to accept it because it did not offer the correct and needful combination of vitamins and minerals previously supplied in the milk - and faced with the misery of effectively having nothing to drink, wondering how it was going to source a credible replacement, yet having no real idea where to even start on such a quest - being only a young baby and therefore relatively unskilled in unilateral nutritional problem solving.

I hope I've made myself clear.

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